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Today I learned what sizzurp was (I knowwww I hate me too.) I was reading one of those click-baity articles about ridiculous demands that celebrities made of their assistants (taking a short break from my normal highbrow internet browzing) and they mentioned that Justin Bieber required sizzurp all the time. I'm not sure what I thought it was... but it's for sure prescription strength cough syrup mixed with soda.

Today I also learned that the word "brick" can mean really really cold.

So anyway, I'm sick, and it's brick outside, and I'm fighting my cold with a strong self-prescribed treatment plan of water, Nyquil, tea, Dayquil, Sudafed, click-baity articles on the internet, and water. And OJ, because I've convinced myself that I also have scurvy.